The Tits, Boobies and Cocks ride (Birds and phallic symbolism). (NakedHearts:PDX)

Well the title says it all but it’s also a double entendre masquerading as innuendo while making fun. Despite the ridiculous nature of the ride this is a friendly space. We will ride around and see some chicken and bird murals as well visiting some pretty ridiculous phallic symbolism such as the business ‘dick in a box’ ending with a little awkward non dancing dance spot at the most insane phallic symbolism in all of Portland that coincidentally is near a famous weener aka Hot Dog place. The music will be mostly on point with the theme and be about Boobies and cocks (male chickens aka roosters) and birds and such…. As with all our rides we ask everyone practices consent and non-violence . Banned riders on any other ride are also banned here. Event link: https://shift2bikes.org/calendar/event-24508

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