zoobombAI Summer Fun Simulation

Is it a ride? A culture? A cult?!? Welcome to the future. zoobombAI will provide you with the very real simulation of someone's (maybe your) thrilling childhood awareness of bicycle liberation. With zoobombAI expect record profits and rampant funemployment. What is Sunday night but a opportunity to cheese of Monday morning? With zoobombAI your obligations just blur away as you blissfully coast downhill through miles of cityscape. zoobombAI is part of Summer 2026 third Sunday Summer series Bring your Minis, skateboards, freaks, blades, and bikes to the People's Pyle at SW 13th and Harvey Milk in downtown Portland. There we will begin your integration into zoobombAI. Preparing the simulation is easy. With our partnership with TriMet, zoobombAI incorporates existing infrastructure to transport you and your mobility device on a westbound MAX train. (zoobombAI is not responsible for your $3 MAX fare). Exit the train at the Oregon Zoo MAX station, and enter a high speed elevator that wisks you up some 500 feet and opens into the summer sky on top of the West Hills. From there you may enjoy the deep mystery of the famed secret meeting spot somewhere inside Washington Park known as 3.0™ Note: Bomb without internal combustion. zoobombAI is a nighttime adult activity that involves navigation and speed. It's recommended riders have helmet, gloves, bike lights and a beverage. Bonus points for bringing a costume and or a child's bike. Any attempts to hold the makers of zoobombAI accountable will be mocked. zoobombAI, accept no substitute! Event link: https://shift2bikes.org/calendar/event-23891

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