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Boring Man aka Opposite Burning Man

📅 Sunday, August 30, 2026 @ 1:00 PM 📍 Ankeny Rainbow Road, SE Ankeny & 27th 👁 39 views FREE
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Boring Man aka Opposite Burning Man

The opposite of Burning Man in every way! This is the first day of Burning Man and we are celebrating by riding bikes by the water for free. No sex, no drugs, no experimenting with polyamory. NO COST! Water and trees instead of desert and effigies. Bring your most boring hobbies and we will have a sedate activity stop. Dress normcore. No outlandish outfits please. Event link: https://shift2bikes.org/calendar/event-24831

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